Monday, June 26, 2006

Kadi Joke

Kadi jokes were widly popular when I was young but it’s been a while since I heard a good one that I hadn't heard before. Heard this one from a friend’s son yesterday.

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were fighting and DD pushed MM against the wall. MM immediately pulled out his pen and started writing the Ramayana. Why?

28 Comments:

At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

coz he became Wallmickey! :)

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger anantha said...

Thalaivaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Engaeyoo poiteenga!

 
At 5:56 PM, Anonymous ram said...

AMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger kuttichuvaru said...

AYYAYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
At 2:39 AM, Anonymous Vijay Krishna said...

Yen? Yen? Yen ippdi ellaam?

Owwwwwwwwwwww, auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 
At 2:40 AM, Anonymous Vijay Krishna said...

Shabba! Ippove kanna kattudhe!

 
At 4:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

deivameee neenga yengiyooooooooo peitinga

Sri

 
At 10:40 AM, Anonymous MK said...

Sari, intha Kadi Kandupudinga paarkalaam...Ram and Lakshman take a dip in the ganges when Lakshman finds Bruce Lee's body floating in the river. What does he tell Ram?

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous ram said...

MK, lakshman ena sonnaar en kitte??

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anna, bruce lee cross dresser nnu ivvalo naala enakku theriyama pochu"

(with due apologies to crazy mohan!)

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Balaji said...

mk, suspense thaangala. sollidunga :)

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Mk said...

Ram, Teri Ganga mein Lee :)

 
At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Mk said...

Since you must be already mad at me for the Ram teri GAnga me Lee kadi, I might as well ask another ramayana kadi. Ravana gets into a depressingly apologetic mode while the war is on and calls Ram on his cell and says. "Dude come over. I want to apologise to you in person". Ram is not too sure, nevertheless goes over to the palace to meet Ravana. What does Ravana say?

 
At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"indru poi naalai vaa"??

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous ram said...

Teri Ganga mein Lee :)

--> dont understand Hindi...apdi naa enna??

mk, is the second joke a Hindi one as well?? whatever it is, pl. give out the answer for that one as well...!

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yenda thalaiya vecchu sorry kekkardhanu teriyala !! :D

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger Balaji said...

ram, its actually 'ram teri ganga mein lee', a take-off on rajkapoor's film 'ram teri ganga maili'

mk, good one :) and i give up on the 2nd kadi as well...

 
At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

desert laa irukkara post office la ellarum letter ezhudhittu stamp vaangittu yaen veliya pora ??

 
At 10:23 AM, Anonymous Mk said...

One of them who wrote ..."yenda thalaiya vecchu sorry kekkardhanu teriyala !!" Its a slightly modified answer "Main kis moo se maafi maangoon" (Entha vaayaala mannippu keppen :)

Two more kadis.....This time tamil vonly.
1. Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannum?

2. Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadu, yen?

 
At 12:42 PM, Anonymous ram said...

MK, the two qs you asked, are intriguing...seekram answer-a sollunge!

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon..



desert laa irukkara post office la ellarum letter ezhudhittu stamp vaangittu yaen veliya pora ??

Ans: Veliya thaan otta gum erukea

Hahaha..

Sri

 
At 4:51 PM, Blogger Balaji said...

anon/srini, awesome kadi :) engeyo ketta maadhiri iruku but still had a nice laugh since i didn't remember it :)

mk, answers please :)

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger visithra said...

hehehe all were funny ;p wheres the last answer?

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger nattamai, India said...

mk:

1. vanthi varum
2. enna nepoleanlkku tamil theriyathu

Am I right?

 
At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Mk said...

Ok Answers..
1. Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannuvanga?

-Thanni kuduthanam pannuvanga :)

2. Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadu, yen?

-Ena avarukku thamizh theriyathu (naatamai got it correct)


Ok, one more.
A Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "yendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "what took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)

what can you infer from this?

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous ram said...

this, i've heard, mk...
oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaange!

 
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Mk said...

good job ram :)

 
At 12:00 PM, Anonymous mk said...

Anyway folks, im out of stock of kadis and am signing off. Hope u enjoyed them. BAlaji, great blog page that you have.

Oh, btw, u shud ask this kadi in person (my boyfriend was ready to jump out of his car when I asked him this) Touch your left index finger and ask why kunnakudi doesnt use this veral when he plays his fiddle on stage.

Answer : Yenna ithu Yen veral :)
-Mk

Ensoy...Bfn

 

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