Kadi Joke
Kadi jokes were widly popular when I was young but it’s been a while since I heard a good one that I hadn't heard before. Heard this one from a friend’s son yesterday.
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were fighting and DD pushed MM against the wall. MM immediately pulled out his pen and started writing the Ramayana. Why?
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coz he became Wallmickey! :)
Thalaivaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Engaeyoo poiteenga!
AMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AYYAYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yen? Yen? Yen ippdi ellaam?
Owwwwwwwwwwww, auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Shabba! Ippove kanna kattudhe!
deivameee neenga yengiyooooooooo peitinga
Sri
Sari, intha Kadi Kandupudinga paarkalaam...Ram and Lakshman take a dip in the ganges when Lakshman finds Bruce Lee's body floating in the river. What does he tell Ram?
MK, lakshman ena sonnaar en kitte??
"Anna, bruce lee cross dresser nnu ivvalo naala enakku theriyama pochu"
(with due apologies to crazy mohan!)
mk, suspense thaangala. sollidunga :)
Ram, Teri Ganga mein Lee :)
Since you must be already mad at me for the Ram teri GAnga me Lee kadi, I might as well ask another ramayana kadi. Ravana gets into a depressingly apologetic mode while the war is on and calls Ram on his cell and says. "Dude come over. I want to apologise to you in person". Ram is not too sure, nevertheless goes over to the palace to meet Ravana. What does Ravana say?
"indru poi naalai vaa"??
Teri Ganga mein Lee :)
--> dont understand Hindi...apdi naa enna??
mk, is the second joke a Hindi one as well?? whatever it is, pl. give out the answer for that one as well...!
yenda thalaiya vecchu sorry kekkardhanu teriyala !! :D
ram, its actually 'ram teri ganga mein lee', a take-off on rajkapoor's film 'ram teri ganga maili'
mk, good one :) and i give up on the 2nd kadi as well...
desert laa irukkara post office la ellarum letter ezhudhittu stamp vaangittu yaen veliya pora ??
One of them who wrote ..."yenda thalaiya vecchu sorry kekkardhanu teriyala !!" Its a slightly modified answer "Main kis moo se maafi maangoon" (Entha vaayaala mannippu keppen :)
Two more kadis.....This time tamil vonly.
1. Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannum?
2. Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadu, yen?
MK, the two qs you asked, are intriguing...seekram answer-a sollunge!
anon..
desert laa irukkara post office la ellarum letter ezhudhittu stamp vaangittu yaen veliya pora ??
Ans: Veliya thaan otta gum erukea
Hahaha..
Sri
anon/srini, awesome kadi :) engeyo ketta maadhiri iruku but still had a nice laugh since i didn't remember it :)
mk, answers please :)
hehehe all were funny ;p wheres the last answer?
Ok Answers..
1. Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannuvanga?
-Thanni kuduthanam pannuvanga :)
2. Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadu, yen?
-Ena avarukku thamizh theriyathu (naatamai got it correct)
Ok, one more.
A Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "yendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "what took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
what can you infer from this?
this, i've heard, mk...
oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaange!
good job ram :)
Anyway folks, im out of stock of kadis and am signing off. Hope u enjoyed them. BAlaji, great blog page that you have.
Oh, btw, u shud ask this kadi in person (my boyfriend was ready to jump out of his car when I asked him this) Touch your left index finger and ask why kunnakudi doesnt use this veral when he plays his fiddle on stage.
Answer : Yenna ithu Yen veral :)
-Mk
Ensoy...Bfn
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